10 Perfect Movie Girlfriends Who Would Suck In Real Life

9. Celine - Before Sunrise/Before Sunset/Before Midnight (1995-2013)

"I have exactly 80 minutes. Start talking."

The Movie(s): Over the course of three movies, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy talk to each other whilst walking around, and mess with each other's feelings and perspectives on life as a result. Also there are pretty locations. The "Perfect" Girlfriend: Oh, she sings and she's intelligent and she can go one-on-one with you on pretty much any subject. Celine is also a romantic and attempts to convince the more cynical Jesse (Ethan Hawke) that love can manifest itself in all kinds of ways. Isn't that lovely? Why She Would Suck In Real Life: Celine would give you the best night of your life, vow to meet-up with you again and then... nope. And for all the romantic talk she spews, how come she isn't into you enough to make a commitment? And why are you always constrained by time? We can get another train, surely? Aside from her obvious pressing issues with time, Celine is open and up front about everything to a shocking degree. You parents, then, will likely love her or hate her. And we suppose that they would hate her.