8. Juno - Juno (2007)
The Movie: The quirkiest indie movie ever made,
Juno is like a punch in the face from Generation Y and an invitation for adults to hate everybody born after 1987.
The "Perfect" Girlfriend: Juno is called Juno, so you know what you're getting from the start. And here's a girlfriend who wants to do the "right thing" when she accidentally gets pregnant by Michael Cera (God forbid) and doesn't know if she can keep the baby. Juno talks the talk (that's unfortunate, we know), but it's her plan of action-type attitude and her knowledge of movies and music that makes her so appealing: the girl's a straight-shooter, and, um, sings sometimes as well.
Why She Would Suck In Real Life: Can you really picture yourself with a girl who associates with the term "honest to blog?" Or has had prior sexual relations with Michael Cera? If those things haven't put you off yet, we don't know what will, but try to imagine yourself having a good time with a girl so downright blunt. Also try to imagine yourself saying, "Mom, this is Juno MacGuff."