7. Mia Wallace - Pulp Fiction (1994)
The Movie: The most quotable film ever written that still has us talking about Big Macs and Cheeseburgers, and things like "Check out the big brain on Brett," although with your friend's name instead of Brett's.
The "Perfect" Girlfriend: Mia Wallace, as played by Uma Thurman, is the kind of gal who thrives on keeping you on your toes - though not in a way that ever seems anything else but engaging. She's got a keen grasp of all things pop culture, which means you can swing by retro-themed restaurants and have conversations about having conversations, win dance contents and roll one another cigarettes. If you like drugs, Mia also likes drugs, so there's that. Although...
Why She Would Suck In Real Life: Mia takes without asking. What, because she's the wife of the city's biggest crime lord, she can, like, take your heroine out of your coat pocket with permission or something? Stealing qualms aside, Mia's schtick could get old
real quick. The fifth or sixth time she tells you that she's waiting for a moment where you can share an "uncomfortable silence," you'll likely be ready to throw a $5 shake at her head. And when Mia refuses to tell you a joke because it's been "built up too much," it's probably worth spending another $5 on another shake to hurl at her. Truth is, Mia is so consciously ironic that half an hour is all you're going to be able to take. Unless you're Quentin Tarantino. Are you Quentin Tarantino? I love your movies.