3. The Cabin - The Cabin in the Woods
Ah, come on in, everyone! Let's see. We've got some Reese's. Some Butterfingers. Some demonic monsters, zombies, everything that's ever poured out of your nightmares ever...oh, and the government. Yeah, no, they're not here to help. No, no, don't go. We need you to feed the gods of evil. Okay, well, we'll compromise. You use this chainsaw for some impalement--no, no, just a little impalement? Just a little bit? One vital organ? We'll settle for one vital organ? Great. Yeah, sure, here's your handful of Tootsie Rolls. Thanks for the cooperation! ...what do you mean you're not a virgin?
Cameron Carpenter
Contributor
Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).
See more from
Cameron