10 Places You Don't Want to Visit While Trick-R-Treating

2. The Freeling House - Poltergeist

This place doesn't seem so bad. Nice house, nice family. Even an adorable dog! And a clown that just wants a hug. Under your bed. That leads to the underworld. And a closet that sucks you in and puts you in a purgatorious, spiritual state. Oh, I just noticed that "for sale" sign. Who on earth would want to sell this place? It's picture-perfect! Just don't go into the bathroom. Or bedroom. Or kitchen. Actually, just stay outside. But not near the tree. Or the pool. Actually, just stay across the street. On the other side of town. In another state. Actually, just join a convent. Halloween is for suckers.
 
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).