6. The Mayor (Portlandia)
Okay let's see if I can get through this without making a single Twin Peaks reference. Portland has a very enthusiastic Mayor. Since they don't ever really say his name we'll just assume that it's SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER gosh darnit! Only made it two sentences. He rides his bike, uses a yoga ball instead of a desk chair, has trouble with MP3s, and he loves pretty much any idea that Carrie and Fred bring him. The only thing he isn't upbeat and incredibly positive about is Seattle, which is terrible. As terrible as Murderer Bob, or the Black Lodge. DAMN good coffee.