10 Reasons Being Batman Would Totally Suck

3. He's A Sad Little Orphan

Young Bruce Wayne

Your parents obviously went wrong somewhere if you grew up to be the guy who dresses up as a bat and fights crime all night. Oh what's that? You don't have any parents? That makes sense. Poor Batman. All of this most likely could have been avoided had he just been able to live a normal life like most of us. Had Batman been able to enjoy the experience of his parents nagging him all the time and crushing his dreams in order to help him make responsible decisions like most parents do he likely could have led a much less dangerous life. Could you imagine spending Christmas mostly alone? How about Thanksgiving? Easter? Poor Bruce Wayne really doesn't have any true family to turn to. It's a miracle that he ended up as well adjusted as he is. Still all of that torment and torture in his soul would never exist had his parents been smart enough to strap on bullet-proof vests on that fateful night.
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