10 Reasons James Bond Is A Terrible Spy

7. He Has An Obvious Weakness For Women

You need look no further than the movie posters to see that Bond has quite an appetite for the ladies. He's a notorious womanizer and it's very rare that he has less than two sexual encounters while combating evil. Whether they are sexy double agents or sidekicks, it doesn't take long for Bond to get them between the sheets. The problem we have here is that it's way too obvious. Most of the villains he encounters go straight for his 'love interest' (read: sex object) because they know it's his weakness. It's one thing to stick out like a sore thumb and announce your arrival, but to signpost your biggest weakness to everyone? It's just begging for trouble if you ask me. Sometimes the ladies he encounters are strong enough to take care of themselves but of course are powerless in the face of Bond's signature forceful charms. The others aren't so lucky, the doe-eyed damsels usually end up stripped naked and covered in gold paint, oil or whatever unsubtle calling card the villain chooses.
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