10 Ridiculous International Movie Posters
8. Star Wars (Italy)
The Italian take on Star Wars' utterly immortal quad would be totally fine, but for the fact it's flipping terrible. The instantly recognisable original acts as as a suitable visual prelude for the unprecedented space opera, and though its hero has a touch of the He-man about him, it's nothing compared to the peninsula's poster.
The strangely seductive sibling pairing from the US edition is instead replaced by Ken and Barbie dolls of Luke and Leia, all open-shirted and suitably sexed-up. Most bizarrely, Darth Vader is barely visible, as C3PO, an effete gold robot, takes centre stage in Guerre Stellari. That's what works in Italy, apparently.