What makes the Zorg ZF-1 so awesome? Well to quote Gary Oldman's villain first-hand; It's light. The handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. It may look ridiculous, but as demonstrated in Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg's effective sales pitch it contains a machine gun, rocket launcher, poison arrows, nets, a freeze ray and a flamethrower. Perfect for any attempts to enslave the galaxy, as long as you remember to ask about the little red button at the bottom.
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