10 Sad Facts About Star Wars You Just Need To Accept

1. You'll Forgive Star Wars For Anything

No matter how bruised fans of the original Star Wars movies may be by what's occurred since, practically every single one will be skipping out on our loved ones this Christmas to go see Episode VII. How could you not after those trailers?! It just proves that we'll forgive our beloved Space Opera for everything. And that's how they get us. That's why Lucas sold his company to Disney for 4.05 billion dollars, a level of cash usually only reserved for warfare, not movie franchises. If they put it out, we'll cram it into our eyeballs no questions asked, like shivering addicts desperate for our next fix, even though the last batch we scored was cut with baby formula. Are there any more hard Star Wars facts that people need to wizen up to? Share any more down in the comments.
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