10 Film Sequels And Spin-Offs That Should Never Have Happened

5. I Spit On Your Grave 3: Vengeance Is Mine

Anchor Bay Films
Anchor Bay Films

According to I Spit On Your Grave 3 €“ or should that be Thrice Spit On Your Grave? €“ all men are monosyllabic slobs capable only of demeaning women, who in turn are €œempowered€ by killing them. There are constant references to abuse that while intended to give the narrative €œdepth€, just become repetitive and give no real insight.

When a friend from her support group is raped and murdered by an ex-boyfriend and the police are unable to help, Jennifer Hill (Sarah Butler) goes all Charles Bronson and tracks down the guy responsible. Like all the men in this movie, you can tell he€™s a vicious sexual predator just by looking at him, so when Jennifer confronts him in a dark alley and he attempts to assault her, she bites his dick off with the zinger, €œJust the tip, Sweetie!€

There€™s more: when a colleague tearfully suggests that a man who€™s been abusing his stepdaughter should be punished by having a metal pipe rammed where the daisies don€™t grow, Jennifer takes him at his word and visits the stepdad.while carrying a sledgehammer and a length of pipe.

Come back, Michael Winner, all is forgiven.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'