10 Film Sequels And Spin-Offs That Should Never Have Happened

4. One Missed Call: Final

Kadokawa Pictures
Kadokawa Pictures

This is the second Japanese sequel to One Missed Call, Takashi Miike€™s Ringu rip-off, but don€™t be fooled: it has all the idiot victims, cheesy effects and stupid plotting of American multiplex fodder.

When teenage monkey wrench Asuka commits suicide, her classmates celebrate in time-honoured fashion with a school field trip to Korea, where they€™re picked off one after the other using this franchise€™s modus operandi: they receive a call from their future selves, then die at the date and time of the call. And they don€™t go quietly: one girl is dragged along by a motorcycle, a guy is attacked by electric cables (don€™t ask), a body is found inside an industrial dryer etc.

As a keen student of Ringu knock-offs, you€™ll know that the heroes in these films usually solve the €˜mystery€™ by finding the ghost€™s mortal remains and burying them, but this movie ain€™t having none of that. If you want to defeat Asuka, send her an e-mail. Get your friends and your friends€™ friends to send her an e-mail. If she receives over forty thousand in two minutes, this will of course cause her computer to explode, thus trapping her in limbo for all eternity.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'