10 Serious Dick Moves From Otherwise Awesome Movie Characters

7. Han Solo Gets Jealous; Acts Like A Total Sissy - Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Star Wars Return Of The Jedi Harrison Ford On a fundamental level, approximately 80% of Star Wars' popularity stems from the fact that badass space pirate Han Solo exists. As embodied by Harrison Ford, this loveable rogue is pretty much everybody's favourite character, and if he's not, why the heck not? For the sum of two Star Wars movies, Han is guy we all want to be - he flirts with the princess, drives a freakin' awesome ship, plays by his own rules, and is ultimately loyal to his companions without being all schmalzy about it. Even when Leia finally tells Han that she's in love with him moments before his potential death at the hands of Darth Vader, he simply replies: "I know." How badass is that? And yet something happened to our dear friend Han Solo whilst he was frozen in carbonite. When he was finally rescued from the clutches of Jabba the Hutt, he came out... different. This can be witnessed by his new personality, where "awesomeness" seems to have been overwritten with "sissiness." That's to say, Han doesn't get a whole lot to do in this movie as it is, but when he starts suddenly feeling sorry for himself when he mistakenly believes Leia loves Luke, well... it's an embarrassment. "All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way," he mopes. Would Han Solo of the original Star Wars have unleashed such a line? No way in Hoth.
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