Rock 'n Roll is NOT over, baby! Rock 'n Roll NEVER DIES! A personal favourite, this one of the best bands in the world, Guitar Wolf, star as superhero versions of themselves in an alien-zombie-end-of-the-world spectacular named after one of their own songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_D9OjDoQ0 Its the height of glorious stupidity. Guitar Wolfs biggest fan Ace helps them out in a fight and becomes their blood brother, given a whistle to call on them in his time of need. Shortly afterwards, he meets Tomio, a wandering Thai transsexual girl, and is instantly smitten: meanwhile, an alien meteor has just hit Earth, and is turning people into zombies Stuffed to the nines with over-the-top energy and manic ideas, Wild Zero is brilliant and fun and brilliant fun. Its also absolutely bizarre it features the worlds first zombie on zombie kiss, as two lovers reunite after death an insane coke-addicted nightclub owner in tiny gold pants whos sworn eternal vengeance on Guitar Wolf for blowing his fingers off magical guitar picks thrown as zombie-killing shuriken and the way in which, at the climax, Guitar Wolf himself saves the world from the aliens singlehandedly will have you giving the movie a standing ovation. This film isnt just a vehicle for Guitar Wolf but theyre the best thing in it. Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf spend most of their time striking poses and combing their incredible quiffs and Guitar Wolf himself kills zombies like their daddies owe him money. And did I mention that he saves the world?
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