4. Hancock - Hancock And Mary Decide To Fight, Ignoring The Danger It Poses
Hancock and Mary are the last pair of super powerful, ancient beings (that coincidentally, look identical to humans) left on Earth. Being practically invincible with super strength and the ability to fly sounds like great fun, but everything has a weakness: Hancock and Mary are no different in this respect. If the two individuals spend too much time together in close proximity, they lose all of their powers and become just ordinary, unremarkable people - a quirk that Mary herself explains to Hancock, exists so super powerful beings such as themselves can lead normal, love-filled lives. As is the fashion in this list though, the two of them completely ignore this knowledge and decide to start a fight in the middle of a city, ripping up cement and throwing vehicles at each other. Forget that Hancock has a huge amount of enemies in his time reluctantly fighting crime on the city streets though: obviously nothing bad is going to come from them becoming vulnerable beings. Apart from the fact that both of them almost die as a result of them not staying away from each other, nothing bad does happen. Death is like, super trivial.
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