9. Judge Dredd (Judge Dredd, 1995)
Instead of screaming "I am the Law!" Sylvester Stallone's Judge Dredd should have screamed "I am a model for Gianni Versace!" because that's who designed the way too glamorous for a gritty bad ass cop regalia that the character wears in the 1995 action flop. And let's not mention that ridiculous oversized helmet he wears ... in fact that's not the only ridiculous oversized helmet in this movie! The other being Stallone himself for demanding they allow him to show his face on camera. What a douche bag. Before anybody starts ranting and raving in the comments section we realise that this costume is in fact closer to the original drawings from the comic books than Karl Urban's recent (outstanding) effort but tell us this, which version of Dredd would fill you with more fear if they were coming to get you? We're pretty sure it wouldn't be the camp as cheese looking 1995 version that's for sure. "Hello boys, how do you like my helmet?"