4. The Fantastic Four (Fantastic Four, 1994)
Just look at the promotional image for 1994's long forgotten attempt to bring The Fantastic Four to the cinema. What's the first thing that springs to mind? For us it's what exactly is so fantastic about these four? As far as we can see Reed Richards, Sue Storm and Johnny Storm look like 1980's kids TV presenters in slightly unsuitable leotards while Thing (aka Ben Grimm) looks like a turd that's come to life - and despite that still looks better than the current movie version if you ask this writer. There just isn't anything remarkable about this terrible cast or their horrendous outfits. I know these guys are supposed to be like scientists or something but I'm sure Sue knows how to make clothes because all women do, right? ( joking) and therefore could have fashioned something less rubbish than the outfits they were wearing to fight crime. There's no wonder no one ever wanted this piece of crap to see the light of day and flushed it as quickly as it was done. Hopefully they used the outfits to wipe their bums after.