10 Terrible Sequels To Awesome Films That We Wish Didn't Exist

8. Ocean's Twelve

DI-Oceans-Twelve-6-DI-to-L10 I loved Oceans 11 much more then I though I ever would. This brat pack remake was slick, clever and fun. The cast were on top form. The methods used to perform the heist were ingenious. George Clooney and Brad Pitt were the epitome of cool and were supported by great actors such as Matt Damon, Bernie Mac and Elliott Gould; a new brat pack indeed. Andy Garcia was a great 'villain' in Terry Benedict. Arrogant and a little smarmy, you couldn't wait for Danny Ocean and his team to pull off the heist on his three casinos and net a cool £150 million. And they did it in style. And then its sequel Oceans 12 happened. They tried to be clever. They tried to be bigger. Instead it became dull, lifeless and not very cool at all. I wondered what happened. The cast were still there. The heists were still as elaborate. It just didn't flow very well. Clever twists felt convoluted. Julia Robert's Tess trying to impersonate the actress Julia Roberts should have been fun, but it was silly. Catherine Zeta-Jones' Europol detective Isabel just didn't have that same romantic spark with Brad Pitt's Rusty that Julia Robert's Tess had with George Clooney's Danny. The whole thing was lifeless and over the top, but not in a fun way. This film showed that bigger and cleverer was not better. Frankly it was a bit of a bore...which seems insane considering how fun the first film was. As a result I took my time before watching Ocean's 13. I'm glad I did though. It was a great return to form after this terrible, lacklustre sequel.
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A writer for Whatculture since May 2013, I also write for TheRichest.com and am the TV editor and writer for Thedigitalfix.com . I wrote two plays for the Greater Manchester Horror Fringe in 2013, the first an adaption of Simon Clark's 'Swallowing A Dirty Seed' and my own original sci-fi horror play 'Centurion', which had an 8/10* review from Starburst magazine! (http://www.starburstmagazine.com/reviews/eventsupcoming-genre-events/6960-event-review-centurion) I also wrote an episode for online comedy series Supermarket Matters in 2012. I aim to achieve my goal for writing for television (and get my novels published) but in the meantime I'll continue to write about those TV shows I love! Follow me on Twitter @BazGreenland and like my Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/BazGreenlandWriter