10 Terrifying Horror Films That Haunted Your 2015

3. The Green Inferno

There€™s not much to say about Eli Roth€™s cannibalism-on-the-Amazon flick that hasn€™t already been said over and over and over. Technically this film was ready for release in 2013, of course€ however, financial issues prevented a wide release until September last year. Although it looks like yet another excursion in director Eli Roth€™s ongoing mission to ensure that no one ever leaves their house (see Cabin Fever€™s flesheating virus on spring break and Hostel€™s murderous hostility towards European backpackers), this time the man€™s got a little more to say€ not a lot, true, but it€™s something. His cast of affluent culture tourists crashland in uncharted jungle territory and the survivors are caught, butchered and eaten by the luridly painted, offensively savage tribe that happen upon them: here, he€™s suggesting that modern imperialism doesn€™t come from sending ten thousand heavily armed, bored men to shoot at the natives, but rather by corporations exploiting the local natural resources and the entitled, vain twentysomething protesters that step in to save the hapless indigenous people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcpYPu9M3bw Of course, that€™s just paying lip service to The Green Inferno as some form of statement, when really all Roth wants to do is to shoot the movie-within-a-movie from Cannibal Holocaust, from which this film takes its title. And make no mistake about it: the unrated cut of this movie is not for the faint of heart. It makes the excesses of Bone Tomahawk€™s third act seem like the model of docile restraint. No matter which cut you€™re watching, The Green Inferno isn€™t half the film that Zahler€™s brilliant piece is€ but then people aren€™t watching Eli Roth€™s movies with a view to giving them awards. The Green Inferno is horrible, meanspirited, probably extraordinarily racist, and grimmer than seven pints of bleak in a one pint glass. You€™re very unlikely to like this flick€ but you€™re also very unlikely to forget it in a hurry. Oh, and about Roth€™s penchant for terrifying vacationing groups into staying at home? Roth had another film released last year€ the bloody awful home invasion €˜erotic thriller€™ Knock, Knock, in which Keanu Reeves€™ life is ruined without him even needing to leave the house. Jesus, Eli€ exactly where are we supposed to spend our free time?
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