10 Terrifying Movie Monsters You Could Easily Beat

7. Chucky

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It should be pretty obvious why Chucky is on the list, and that's because for as amazing as his legacy in horror cinema is, he's still a small plastic doll. The movies don't suggest he has any talent other than being a creative killer with a penchant for one-liners.

He doesn't keep his human strength in the tiny body, and he kills almost all his victims by surprising them or delivering the killing blow while they stand in shock at the sight of a living doll insulting them.

Even if he does get the jump on you, you shouldn't have much trouble overpowering something barely bigger than a baby. Chucky is best at sneaking around and catching you unaware, but he isn't a criminal mastermind. He's a murderer who happened to know a voodoo spell.

If he stays in the doll too long his body becomes anatomically more human making him even easier to beat, as he begins to feel pain and grows a human heart you can shoot or stab to instantly kill him.

Look, he's a doll, punt him like a football if he gets close to you then run over and stomp on him till he stops moving. You can then burn the remains and wonder how he had 67 victims under his belt.

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