You like to think that you are the master of your own fate. You control your life, not anybody else. Youre fully in control. Well, youre wrong. In actuality your destiny is determined by a myriad of different factors and responsibilities, but the one thats strongest is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Fanboys and girls, open your diaries, and see how many entries are dedicated to Marvels release schedule up until 2020. After the Marvel event which announced the dates Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, Captain America 3, Captain Marvel, Black Panther, Inhumans and Avengers: Infinity War (parts one and two) would be hitting cinemas, there were plenty of fans on social media pointing out what ripe old age theydve reached by the time theyd seen them all. Thats terrifying. Marvel have handed you a life sentence, and youre going along with it gladly. The MCU control your life, and youre just fine with that.
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