Hold on. I know this doesn't sound all that bad at first. But just give it a minute. In high school, Ferrell was the kicker for his football team. He's since parlayed his strong legs into a spot on an adult soccer league that plays at a private school in Santa Monica, California. Sure, the idea of a 48-year-old man playing in a recreational soccer league isn't particularly weird, in and of itself. But after watching Ferrell flaunt his "goods" in far too many movies (especially when wearing those short shorts for 2008's Semi-Pro), it's difficult to picture him sprinting around for real, getting all sweaty while all the worst parts of his body jiggle. Oh dear God the jiggling.
