10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Freed

5. "What's With Dornan's Chest Hair?"

Fifty Shades Freed
Universal

Some men don't have hair at all, others have a full spread from nipple-to-nipple, but Jamie Dornan - the man, the myth, the legend - has a small, curious tuft wedged between his smooth man-pecs.

It's probably bothered you for several movies now, but after hours of staring at it, enough is enough. What the hell is going on there? Dornan is a handsome guy, but if that's what your chest hair looks like, you either shave it completely, or... no, you shave it completely.

From a distance it looks like an alien symbiote is crawling up the inside of his chest, and it's not a great look to sport in a movie that's meant to be all about sex appeal.

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