10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Freed

6. "That's A Waste Of Perfectly Good Ice-Cream"

Fifty Shades Freed Ice Cream
Universal Pictures

Shortly after Christian doesn't find Ana in the fridge, the pair drizzle ice-cream all over each other, and proceed to lick it off.

Not only is that a waste of some delicious Ben & Jerry's, but anyone, anyone who's been in a relationship for a long amount of time (or for ten minutes, you animal) will know that food just isn't great in the bedroom.

It's sticky, it makes a mess, and it's more likely to make you feel uncomfortable than turned on.

But Fifty Shades Freed apparently doesn't care about the reality of this situation, and to make matters worse, Ana eventually drags some of the dessert across Christian's hairy junk, and licks that off as well.

Okay, we could have given the movie a pass at "ice-cream on skin" but "ice-cream on pubic hair" is just plain messed up. What is wrong with these people?!

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