10 Times James Bond Was A Complete And Utter B*stard
License to kill... and to be kind of a dick
Men want to be him and women want to be with him, even though he's a raging alcoholic and treats most of his sexual partners like sh*t. He's James Bond: style icon, sex symbol and arguably the most famous action hero in the world. Everybody loves him, even though he's a drunk misogynist who murders people for a living. And when the mission is over there are no friends or loved ones waiting for him to come back home. Even if there was they'd probably end up dead eventually. For all his clever quips, fancy cars and cool gadgets he's just achingly lonely when it comes down to it. That might explain why over the course of the series he's done some remarkably nasty things. Murder, torture and destruction are part of his job description and hes adept at all of them. This could be justified as him saving the world, even if he does seem to really enjoy it. Maybe thats the reason hes so good at his job; hes just as much of a monster as the men hes hunting, only hes been given an official license to do it. Over half a century hes racked up one hell of a bodycount (which is somewhere in the region of four hundred) and a list of atrocities, which would go some way to explaining the alcohol problem. In a bid to show just how low he can get, here are his ten worst offences.