So! You've had your eye on a certain lady for some time now but don't quite know how to proceed? Fear not, basement dwellers - you've come to the right place! While some guys are born knowing how to get women falling for them left, right and centre, sadly this is not common knowledge and some need a helping hand. This is where I come in. There's a lot to be said for using films as a playbook for dealing with the ladies. It wouldn't be the greatest idea to use anything from movies like Carrie as a guide but thankfully I've sorted through the rabble and assembled a few tips for you. Sit back, relax and let me take you on a journey that will hopefully end up with you as the leading man. Let's begin, gentle reader...