10 Tips To Land The Girl Of Your Dreams (As Suggested By The Movies)

2. The Lord Of The Rings Make her miss you, backpacker style; absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that. Tying in with the tip from Fight Club, go on an extended trip through Middle Earth, or Europe, wherever is more convenient and use your time away from her wisely. You'll want to maneuver the situation so that she has a Pavlov-like reaction to her incoming Skype notifications so when you finally return, triumphant, and with multitudes of useless junk as souvenirs she'll not only treasure them forever and ever, but she'll be so overcome with barely contained lust that has been building up during your clandestine Skype chats that she'll jump you as soon as humanly possible and any mention of travelling will bring about a wide grin and a tell-tale blush to her face. Extra points if she somehow manages to get on the plane before you disembark so you can make a last minute mile high club entry. It counts if you're still on the plane.