10 Tips To Land The Girl Of Your Dreams (As Suggested By The Movies)

3. The Matrix Save her from some unspeakable evil, perhaps the IRS, preferably on top of a building and then you can show off your weird yet handy life-saving skills. This will leave her indebted to you and you can gently remind her that in some cultures if you save someone's life you're responsible for them from then on. You can use this as an excuse for her to spend a lot of time with you during which you can serenade her with a banjo, gift her with a fluffy animal or regale her with your microwave cookery in order to prove yourself as a viable mate.

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