10 Tips To Land The Girl Of Your Dreams (As Suggested By The Movies)

9. Bridget Jones' Diary

Don't be a doormat. Stand up for her. Fight for her honour. Show her that she means something to you! If some other dude is on the scene and trying to cut your grass, get in there! She might not know that you harbour feelings for her and this is as good as any a time to let her know. If you end up in a facsimile of a tussle with the other guy and you both have no idea how to fight it'll only serve to make her swoon faster. Getting into an actual fist fight would get messy, so if possible do some covert checking out of your rival before it comes to that so you'll know when to (literally) pick your battles. If it doesn't look like it would take much to knock out the competition I say go for it. If you're both going at it so badly you look like a pair of inept boxing kangaroos I'd wager you're going to come out of it completely fine and smelling like that sexy musky exertion smell (which, in a perfect world would make all her clothes disintegrate) and if you lose you can always get her to play nursemaid. With costumes of course.