10 Tips To Land The Girl Of Your Dreams (As Suggested By The Movies)

7. Thor

Throw things! Okay, maybe not that exactly, but be passionate! You can't help but be swept up and taken in by someone's energy when they're basically an oversize, boisterous St. Bernard in human form. Thor was (loudly) appreciative of what he saw and spoke up when he wanted more of it. Contrary to popular opinion, women aren't mind readers. We don't always know what you're thinking either and some of us - myself included - need a huge neon sign (or Thor's booming voice) stating plainly what you like for us to take notice. If we know what you're thinking there's going to be a better chance of us putting ourselves out there and approaching you, because you've already given us the nod and there's less of a chance of rejection and/or likelihood of embarrassing ourselves. Once you've netted the girl of your dreams remember to keep the communication coming! If you like certain things, bring it up! How else are we meant to know that you think it's a turn on when girls pair denim hot pants with bright pink gumboots and camo paint smeared all over their bodies? Ask and ye shall receive.
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