10 Tips To Land The Girl Of Your Dreams (As Suggested By The Movies)

6. Napoleon Dynamite

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." Oh Napoleon. You so funny! I love him. You can't deny he's got mad skills and isn't afraid to show it. Napoleon's line to Deb about her milk was one of the most earnest things ever, and was adorably left of centre. Be like Napoleon. Be sincere, give an odd compliment, anything that will stop her in her tracks and make her do a double take. Be memorable. Because it'll be a little out of the ordinary and not a tired, overused line you'll come across as fresh, original and hopefully as cute as a button! If nothing else, while she's still trying to process whatever verbal diarrhea you just thrust upon her you have a few seconds that you might not have otherwise had in order to crank out a few more. Inundate her with as many as you can.
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