10 Tips To Land The Girl Of Your Dreams (As Suggested By The Movies)

5. Twilight

Be obsessive and stalker-y. Millions of fans can't be wrong. Except when they are. This tip was included as a cautionary tale of what NOT to do. Whilst being attentive and caring is a plus in my book, being overbearing and creepy is not. Turn it down a notch and you'll come across as less of a crazed psychopath and more of a hunky, mysterious guy that she won't be able to stop herself from trying to crack. When this tip reaches the pinnacle of its effectiveness and she is completely taken over by your charms, quickly destroy any and all Twilight memorabilia and have yourself a Viking funeral. The quicker she can get over her obsession with the franchise the better, and if not, it's time to cut loose. Save yourself!