10 Upcoming Blockbusters That Will Sink Faster Than The Titanic

6. Scary Movie 5

The Release Date: April 19th, 2013 What It€™s Got Going For It: The Scary Movie series and indeed the constant €˜Movie€™ spin-offs have never been averse to a strange kind of cult following, with the Wayns brothers constantly enticing us with promises of hilarious parodies of some of the most memorable recent forms of entertainment. Scary Movie 5 is likely to be no different in this respect of cult fandom, especially with controversial Hollywood stars such as Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan thrown back into the mix for another run.Why It€™s Already Doomed: Much as Lionsgate (who€™ve cropped up before on this list, and you€™ll see them again€are you braced for impact, yet?) try to deny it with positive sales figures, the €˜Movie€™ franchise has constantly flopped in cinemas worldwide, with ticket sales dropping drastically after opening week brings inevitable dire reviews and the only chuckle-worthy moments are leaked on YouTube. The latest Scary Movie could very well mark the last straw here, as Disaster Movie showed the first signs of a true loss of faith from even the most hardened of parody fans. Feel free to prove me wrong come release day, but remember this- you won€™t half regret the loss of the ten pounds/euros/dollars etc. and the ninety wasted minutes of your life that stood between you and proving the point.
 
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