10 Upcoming Movies That Genuinely Sound Like Jokes

10. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Release: 17th April 2015 The Pitch: Pretty much the most unwelcome sequel ever since Grown-Ups 2 - not coincidentally also starring the unfortunately wasted Kevin James - as the comically terrible security guard heads to Vegas for an expo. Because if there's one thing you can guarantee from lazy sequels, it's that someone goes on holiday. The Punch-Line: Stunningly, the first film made more than 7 times its already astoundingly high $26m budget. So really, you've all done this to yourselves. Will It Be Any Good? Not even close, you'd have to suspect.