5. Grimsby
Release: February 26th, 2016 The Pitch: Imagine if Louis Leterrier were given the reigns of the film about an English black ops spy who is hamstrung by his idiot, football hooligan brother. Mark Strong could be in it, and Sacha Baron Cohen and Johhny Vegas and Rebel Wilson for some reason too. This is literally happening. The Punch-Line: Presumably Grimsby, previously famous for good fish and chips and an ice factory, are going to react similarly to Kazakhstan when Borat came out. Also, Sacha Baron Cohen as a football hooligan?