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6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Half-Shell

Release: June 3rd 2016 The Pitch: Despite five Golden Razzie nominations (including one win), and hilarious critical reaction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles made almost $500 million at the box office, basically assuring that Michael Bay could go on ruining childhoods for as long as he wants. The first sequel, which promises Bebop and Rocksteady, Casey Jones and more Megan Fox (a golden recipe in the producers' eyes no doubt), comes next year, with Arrow's Stephen Amell cast as Jones. And it will probably make just as much as the first. The Punch-Line: The original script was as numb-headed as Bay's films have ever been, so naturally he's rehired the same screen-writers. And he's added a Victoria's Secret model to the cast because why wouldn't he?