10 Upcoming Video Game Movies That Absolutely Nobody Asked For
3. Rabbids
Gaming has always been full of cutesy animal mascots, what with all the bandicoots and hedgehogs and whatever the hell a Pikachu is. And now theres the Raving Rabbids, creatures no doubt made in some evil lab out of pure, concentrated irritation, with a vocabulary thats limited to noises written by a cat stepping across a keyboard. Naturally, kids love em. Theyre basically Despicable Mes minions, if they suffered from ADHD, sadism and crack addiction. No longer content to keep the Rabbids quarantined in the games industry, Ubisoft are looking to inflict their evil creation upon the entire world through a feature film, Saturday morning cartoon and an interactive TV series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlSzQ0VvRAg Whats an interactive TV series, you ask? Why, its a magical, revolutionary technology for the Xbox One that actually lets kids play a game within the video! No, its not a video game, you uneducated cretin. Its an extended cutscene that occasionally lets you point and scream with no discernible outcome. Encouraging kids to act out exactly what they see on-screen seems counter-productive to the games dont make kids violent argument, but after seeing that bit about filling the BWAHH-o-meter, were more concerned about it making their parents violent.
