10 Ways The Batman V Superman Fight Could End

2. Alfred Wins

Following Superman's little Bane homage in the pages of Injustice: Year Two, humble butler Alfred Pennyworth is rightfully furious after his ward is left crippled by the Man of Steel. Swallowing a special pill which imbues him with powers equal to Superman's own, he proceeds to give Clark a thorough kicking for his trouble. So thorough, in fact, that he manages to literally disintegrate his own shoes from his feet while stomping on Supes' head. Admittedly, this is one of the least likely outcomes on this list (2016's Will Smith apocalypse notwithstanding) but if any Alfred is capable of handing out a bruising to Kal-El of Kyrpton, it's Jeremy Irons. Snyder's trademark use of speed-ramping and slow-motion could handle the scene perfectly.
 
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A film critic and professional writer of over ten years, Joel Harley has a deep and abiding love of all things horror, Batman and Nicolas Cage. He can be found writing online and in print, all over the Internet and in especially good bookstores.