1. Batman Gets Head Punched Clean Off His Shoulders, Dies
The most realistic outcome, and also the one we'll never see. Granted, that's alternate-universe Superman Ultraman doing the punching there, but you get the idea. Picture the scene: Ben Affleck's Batman, following the events of Man Of Steel, heads to Metropolis, intending to give this notorious city-destroying alien a piece of his mind. Maybe he befriends Lex Luthor first, falling for the charming (maybe bald, maybe not) philanthropist act Luthor has always put on when trying to be reasonable and not obsessed with murdering Superman. Arriving in Metropolis, he spooks a few locals and is sure to beat up a couple of muggers. Finally, the pair meet. Batman, suited and booted in his battle suit. Superman, looking suitably angry and imposing. After exchanging a gruff few words, they fight. Superman, as you might expect from a muscle-bound alien with super strength and an evident inability to hold back his aggression (see the last act of Man Of Steel for evidence), punches Batman's face off. The End. How do you think the Batman V Superman fight will end? Which of these predictions on the money and which are a little bit too bonkers? Let us know in the comments below.
A film critic and professional writer of over ten years, Joel Harley has a deep and abiding love of all things horror, Batman and Nicolas Cage. He can be found writing online and in print, all over the Internet and in especially good bookstores.
