9. You Constantly Run Out Of Room
As well as costing a ridiculous amount of money, the accumulated memorabilia and whatnot that builds over the years also costs you a lot of space in your living conditions. Shelves will overflow, cupboard doors wont shut, you will subtly yet crucially rearrange the tops of your chests of drawers to maximise room, the space under your bed will be violated to within an inch of its life. You will utilise every little bit of space you have in a last-ditch attempt to make your collection fit somewhere, because the room you allot yourself, in that room, house, whatever, is just never enough. This can be put down to one thing- as I explained earlier, a movie nerd always buy more. A bit like the Terminator, you absolutely will not stop (buying). So whilst you may find a pretty nifty way to store your Qatsi trilogy using the top of a wardrobe, and give yourself a nice pat on the back for doing so, this achievement renders itself obsolete when you buy a neat little horror compilation and find you have to rejig your flat once more. And so it goes.