10 Ways You Know Your Partner Is A Horror Movie Villain

3. Your Partner Has An Interest In The Dark Arts

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While unpacking some boxes from college, your partner has come across their Ouija board. This has never been something you deposit belief into, but there is still something about it that you don€™t want to mess with. Claiming that it really works, your partner starts to set it up. You say that you aren€™t interested and leave the room as you hear candles being lit and start to smell burning incense. You can hear what you can only describe as gibberish from the other room as you try to continue unpacking boxes, wondering how long your partner has talked aloud in other languages and how long it will be until you two are sleeping under black sheets. You don€™t want to mess with black magic! It only makes things worse. Take Charles Lee Ray for instance. He was a terribly evil person, killing people as a voodoo practitioner, leaving trails of bodies in his wake until the police got a whiff of where to find him. So what does he do? Why, transfers his soul into that of a Good Guy doll, of course! And thus, Child€™s Play was born. There€™s nothing quite like going on a killing spree in a vessel that cannot be stabbed or shot to death.
 
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I am a college graduate of Penn State with two bachelors in the arts. When I'm not writing or performing, I am an SFX make-up artist for local up and coming films in the Houston area. I love horror movies, James Spader, and will watch anything suggested to me.