10 Weirdly Hot Cartoon Characters You Secretly Had A Crush On

7. Dmitri - Anastasia

All women love the idea of an emotionally stunted, morally ambiguous character who can be brought around to the side of good through the power of our love. Add in the perpetually charming voice of John Cusack, which stirs up memories of a boy standing outside your window holding a boombox over his head playing Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes, and we really don't stand a chance. Dmitri is a con man who really only cares about his bottom line, and is determined to obtain the massive reward for returning Anastasia to her aunt, the Dowager Empress, living in exile in Paris. But as he gets to know Anya, the girl he's trained to pretend to be Anastasia, she starts to melt that snarky little heart of his. He's not the flawless male hero of the Disney world, by any means -- he's sarcastic, a little rude, and let's face it, he's got a really shady career. But he's also surprisingly sweet and incredibly loyal to his friends. Oh, and there's his floppy brown hair. Never underestimate the power of floppy brown hair.