10. Dennis Quaid As General Hawk in G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
Dennis Quaid is a good actor, but he has this aura that screams: Nice Guy. The leader of an elite force of secret military rock-stars needs to be one intimidating dude. No amount of scowling can make Dennis Quaid exude that attitude, yet there he was. The most genuine moments of the film occurred when Quaid had the chance to smile, and then he was convincing, but he followed those moments by delivering lines in overtly comic-book fashion, which was nothing short of a giant ball of cheese. Fortunately for Quaid, he was not the only bad casting in
GI Joe: Rise of Cobra, as all but three other characters were cast badly (Destro, The Baroness, and Snake Eyes were great castings). Quaid hasn't returned for G.I. Joe: Retaliation that opens in the summer. Who They Should Have Cast: Harrison Ford
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