2. Alone in the Dark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIru8WlDxA Imagine you've created a video game that had started an entire new genre in the gaming industry. You've toiled for hours on end to produce this game and as it takes off and produces a well known and much loved series, Uwe Boll turns up and smashes the name into the ground. As with every other film he butchers, the story once again has nothing to do with the video game it is based on. Sure Boll keeps the name of the main character the same, so perhaps he gets some bonus points for that, but the line is drawn there. I've explained why Alone in the Dark is such a terrible film in another article, so I won't harp on for too long. All I have to say is that for once, the entertainment industry and I agree, Alone in the Dark is one of the worst films to ever grace this planet. If there is intelligent life out in the universe I hope to god they never see Alone in the Dark as it may force them to start some sort of human cleansing mission for the greater good. If you have seen Alone in the Dark then I'm terribly sorry, if you haven't then I'm sorry for bringing it up. Pretend I missed out number two due to going into shock after my body was exposed to too many Uwe Boll films.