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10. Q*Bert Turns Into A Woman & Josh Gad Has Sex With Her - Pixels

After Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) and his buddies manage to defeat Pac-Man, they're gifted a trophy from the alien race in the form of lovable video game hero Q*Bert. Later in the movie, one of the aliens resembles fictional video game character Lady Lisa (Ashley Benson), much to the delight of Ludlow (Josh Gad), who has been madly in love with her since childhood. However, when Donkey Kong is finally defeated, Lisa crashes and disappears, much to Ludlow's sadness. Q*Bert, as the only video game character allowed to remain on Earth (due to being a trophy), decides to transform himself into Lisa for Ludlow's sake, and in the film's final scene, it turns out that he has not only married Lisa, but they have produced five Q*Bert babies. That's right. Josh Gad had sex with a sex-changed Q*Bert and they spawned kids. And people were worried about Q*Bert taking a leak on the floor ruining the character. For a game that's apparently a love letter to retro gaming, it makes a lot of effort to trample over those classic characters, no?
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