9. Shonté (Me, Myself & Irene)
Immediately after the wedding of Charlie Baileygates and Layla, the pair are driven home in a limousine by a dwarf African-American limousine driver named Shonté. When Charlie goes to pay the limousine fee, he asks Shonté "do you people take cheques?" Offended, assuming that Charlie is referring to black people, Shonté gets very angry. Charlie vehemently denies that he meant black people, so Shonté assumes he was referring to little people, which angers him more. Although Charlie - a very nice man - insists that he was referring to the company that Shonté worked for, Shonté is having none of it and pulls out a pair of nunchuks and begins beating Charlie. When Charlie's wife steps in, apologising for him, she and Shonté realise they have a lot in common (such as being members of Mensa) and they immediately click. An off-screen sexual affair ensues and, a year later, Shonté and Charlie's wife run off, leaving him with Shonté's children (who he can't accept aren't his own, despite the fact they are black). The little guy kicked the big guy's ass, then ran off with his wife. Cheeky.