8. Mini-Me (Austin Powers Series)
Dr. Evil, the arch-nemesis of the titular hero Austin Powers, had his minions make him a clone of himself. The clone was identical to Dr. Evil in every way, apart from the fact that he was "one-eighth his size". Upon being introduced to his clone, Dr. Evil immediately declared; "breathtaking. I shall call him... Mini-Me". He has almost no dialogue in his appearances in the films, apart from an occasional frightened "Eeeeeeeeeeee"! He also joins in with Dr. Evil's evil laugh sometimes and he likes to lip-sync the occasional line when Dr. Evil raps. Other than that, he is silent. As a means of insulting someone, Mini-Me usually gives them the finger and he has a tendency to dry-hump things - a bit like a dog would. He is apparently very well endowed, as Michael Caine's Nigel Powers character described him as a "tripod".