5. Miles Finch (Elf)
Miles Finch is an acclaimed children's story author who was brought in by Walter Hobbs - biological father of Buddy the Elf and high-end executive at Greenway Press publishers - to help with a new story, due to the dwindling sales figures of their current crop of books. During the meeting, at the point which Miles - who is clearly something of a diva - is going to give his money-spinning ideas to the company, Buddy walks in, much to the chagrin of Walter. As a real elf himself, Buddy thinks that Miles - a dwarf - is also an elf. Miles is called an elf by Buddy (who asks questions like "does Santa know that you left the workshop?") and thinks he is being mocked and insulted, thus provoking him tell Buddy how rich he is and how much "action" he gets, before he attacks Buddy in a rage. He displays some serious martial arts skills and beats the living hell out of Buddy, who is subsequently thrown out of the building by his father.