10. Con Airport
It's A Sequel To... Con Air (1997)
Con Air 2 is one of those sequels that everybody really thinks that they want to see whenever somebody mentions it whilst drunk, only to realise that - when it actually gets made - it probably wasn't that good an idea to begin with, and why did we keep saying we wanted a sequel to
Con Air? The reason it doesn't really make sense, of course, is because
Con Air is a pretty self-contained story. How would something resembling a sequel ever even happen? Well, leave it Hollywood to come up with an idea of that terribly contrived nature (just for you): the proposed sequel, which was rumoured to have been written up as a 15-page treatment and then fired into the sun for being "relatively criminal," apparently featured a plot about "John Cusack's character overseeing an airport, designed for airplanes that would contain convicts." Does it make sense? Nope. Should we make it anyway? Uh... nope.
Nutty Movie Sequel Rating: 8/10